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Ser Português é…

April 11th, 2009 Posted in Humor, Vidas 2,057 views
  • Levar arroz de frango para a praia.
  • Guardar as cuecas velhas para polir o carro.
  • Lavar o carro na rua, ao domingo.
  • Ter pelo menos duas camisas traficadas da Lacoste e uma da Tommy (de cor amarelo-canário e azul-cueca).
  • Passar o domingo no shopping.
  • Tirar a cera dos ouvidos com a chave do carro ou com a tampa da esferográfica.
  • Ter bigode.
  • Viajar pró cu de Judas e encontrar outro Tuga no restaurante.
  • Receber visitas e ir logo mostrar a casa toda.
  • Enfeitar as estantes da sala com os presentes do casamento.
  • Exigir que lhe chamem ‘Doutor’.
  • Exigir que o tratem por Sr. Engenheiro.
  • Axaxinar o Portuguex ao eskrever.
  • Gastar 50 mil euros no Mercedes C220 cdi, mas não comprar o kit mãos-livres, porque ‘é caro’.
  • Já ter ‘ido à bruxa’.
  • Filhos baptizados e de catecismo na mão, mas nunca pôr os pés na igreja.
  • Não ser racista, mas abrir uma excepção com os ciganos.
  • Ir de carro para todo o lado, aconteça o que acontecer, e pelo menos, a 500 metros de casa.
  • Conduzir sempre pela faixa da esquerda da auto-estrada (a da direita é para os camiões).
  • Cometer 3 infracções ao código da estrada, por quilómetro percorrido!!!
  • Ter três telemóveis.
  • Gastar uma fortuna no telemóvel mas pensar duas vezes antes de ir ao dentista.
  • Ir à bola, comprar o bilhete ‘prá-geral’ e saltar ‘prá-central’.
  • Viver em casa dos pais até aos 30 anos ou mais.
  • Ser mal atendido num serviço, ficar lixado da vida, mas não reclamar por escrito ‘porque não se quer aborrecer’.
  • Falar mal do Governo eleito e esquecer-se que votou nele.

Viva Portugal, carago…

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