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Sócrates nos EUA

September 13th, 2008 Posted in Humor, Politiquices 932 views

Na sua recente visita aos Estados Unidos, José Sócrates e respectiva comitiva, hospedaram-se num luxuoso hotel.
Ao fim da tarde José Sócrates pega no telefone, liga ao serviço de quartos e diz:
- TU TI TU TU TU TU.
A funcionária não compreende o que quer dizer José Sócrates e, pensando que se trata de uma mensagem cifrada, avisa o FBI.
Num ápice, apresentam-se dois agentes do FBI que, postos ao corrente de tudo, mas não conseguindo decifrar a mensagem, decidem chamar a CIA.
Os serviços secretos mandam dois agentes ao hotel, os quais começam logo a investigar e a tentar decifrar a mensagem, mas sem qualquer resultado.
Entretanto, José Sócrates volta a telefonar e todos o ouvem repetir:
- TU TI TU TU TU TU.
Desesperados, os agentes resolvem recorrer ao tradutor oficial da Embaixada dos EUA, em Portugal.
Um caça supersónico do Pentágono desloca-se ao aeroporto de Figo Maduro, e o tradutor é conduzido, sem mais delongas, aos Estados Unidos.
Chegado ao hotel e posto ao corrente da situação, o tradutor disfarça-se de criado, vai aos aposentos de José Sócrates e……descobre o mistério:
O Primeiro-ministro português queria dizer, no seu inglês técnico (da Universidade Independente):

‘ two tea to 222′ (dois chás para o quarto 222!)

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