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Em África

April 25th, 2008 Posted in Humor 2,581 views

Numa escola em África, a professora pergunta a um aluno:

- Diga aí um verbo.

- Bicicreta.

- Não é bicicreta. É bicicleta. E bicicleta não é verbo.

Depois, perguntou ao segundo aluno:

- Diga aí um verbo:

- Prástico.

- Não é prástico. É plástico. E plástico não é verbo.

A professora, desesperada, perguntou ao terceiro aluno:

- Diga aí um verbo:

- Hospedar.

- Muito bem! Agora diga uma frase com o verbo que você escolheu.

- Hospedar da bicicreta são de prástico!

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