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Famiglia italiana

April 23rd, 2008 Posted in Vidas 829 views

O Nono foi hospitalizado e os filhos, netos e bisnetos vieram de todos os cantos do mundo.

Os médicos deixaram que os parentes o levassem para casa, para cumprir seu último desejo: morrer em casa, ao lado de seus entes queridos.

Foi para o quarto e as visitas foram se revezando para tentar consolar e dar conforto ao Nono em seu derradeiro momento. De repente o Nono sentiu um aroma maravilhoso que vinha da cozinha.

Era a nona tirando do forno uma fornada de pastiére de grano italiani. Os olhos do nono brilharam e ele se reanimou.

Então, o nono pediu ao bisneto que estava ao lado da cama dele:

‘Piccolo mio, vai na cuccina e pede um pezzo de pastiére pra nona.’

O guri foi e voltou muito rápido.

‘E o pastiére ?’ - perguntou o Nono.

‘A Nona disse que no!’

‘Ma per que no, porca miséria!!! Ma que vecchia disgraziata!

Que falô quella putana?’

‘A Nona falô que é pro velório!’

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