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Do you speak English?

January 12th, 2008 Posted in Humor, Diversos 1,418 views

1. Módulo básico (basic topic)

Em português (Portuguese): Três bruxas observam três relógios Swatch. Qual bruxa observa qual relógio?

Em inglês (English): Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

2. Módulo avançado (advanced topic)

Em português: Três bruxas travestis observam os botões de três relógios Swatch. Que bruxa travesti observa os botões de que relógio Swatch?

Em inglês: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched wich watch which Swatch watch switch?

E agora, para especialistas (specialist topic)

Em português: Três bruxas suecas transexuais observam os botões de três relógios “Swatch” suíços. Que bruxa sueca transexual observa que botão de que relógio Swatch suíço?

Em inglês: Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Então, a qual nível conseguiu chegar?

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